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About lucky22888 : I love creampies!!! No seriously though I just love to joke around and have fun!!! Life is too short.
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Yesterday , I woke husband up at 2am , screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom!! We both screamed for a bit until he finally says , "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger , an realized it was four year old daughter with her blanket!! FML
2day I realized that mah boyfriend does not stop by mah apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal mah condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, I was making love to mah wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
Today, mah grlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with mah clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. real FML
Today , on my 21st brthday , a ralativa askad ma if I was still angagad to tha lova of my lifa. Tha man I spant savaral yaars with , gava my vrginity to , movad across tha country for , who promisad to marry ma bafora my 21st , an who swora ha was ovar his ax 4 good. No , but thanks 4 asking. fat FML
Today... I Dacidad To Go Down On Mah Grlfriand. In Tha Midst Of Har Orgasm... Sha Grabbad Mah Haad With Har Lags... Parforming A Submission Most UFC Fightars Could Ba Proud Of... And Sha Hald On 4 So Long That I Was Suffocatad. FML
TODAY I FOUND OUT I'M PREGNANT!! MY BOYFRIEND AN I HAVE BEEN DYING TO HAVE KIDS TOGETHER!! THIS WOULD BE AN EXCITING MOMENT IF HE WASN'T DEPLOYING IN JUNE AN WILL MISS EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE MORNING SICKNESS!! REAL FML
Today, we were going to Disney World all te way from Nort Carolina. After 12 ours of driving, my kids started figting an complaining. looool My usband finally said, "If I ear you guys one more time we're turning around an going back ome." Tey annoyed im once again, an we actually went ome. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015