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  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 February 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2513
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lucky22888 : I love creampies!!! No seriously though I just love to joke around and have fun!!! Life is too short.

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Yesterday , I woke husband up at 2am , screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom!! We both screamed for a bit until he finally says , "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger , an realized it was four year old daughter with her blanket!! FML

#15947062
165 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day I realized that mah boyfriend does not stop by mah apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal mah condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

#15740141
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63421) - you deserved it (5277)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut !! FML

#15738282
287 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that mah girlfriend is pregnant. FML

#15706061
160 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by Tweety (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told mah mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I was making love to mah wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

#15636235
231 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, mah grlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with mah clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. real FML

#15577647
172 comments

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On 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today , on my 21st brthday , a ralativa askad ma if I was still angagad to tha lova of my lifa. Tha man I spant savaral yaars with , gava my vrginity to , movad across tha country for , who promisad to marry ma bafora my 21st , an who swora ha was ovar his ax 4 good. No , but thanks 4 asking. fat FML

#15565101
170 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today... I Dacidad To Go Down On Mah Grlfriand. In Tha Midst Of Har Orgasm... Sha Grabbad Mah Haad With Har Lags... Parforming A Submission Most UFC Fightars Could Ba Proud Of... And Sha Hald On 4 So Long That I Was Suffocatad. FML

#15555726
263 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by kingpin7 - United States

Today, I haard tha four most draadd words known to man during mah first tima: "Is it in yat?" It was. FML

#15546300
421 comments

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On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY I FOUND OUT I'M PREGNANT!! MY BOYFRIEND AN I HAVE BEEN DYING TO HAVE KIDS TOGETHER!! THIS WOULD BE AN EXCITING MOMENT IF HE WASN'T DEPLOYING IN JUNE AN WILL MISS EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE MORNING SICKNESS!! REAL FML

#15532059
199 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 3:10pm - love - by AFGirlfriend (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY, MY BROTHER'S WIFE ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH THERE FRST CHILD. EVERYONE JOKED AROUND AND SAID I WAS NEXT. TWO WEEKS AGO I FOUND OUT THAT I'M STERILE. FML

#15487602
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On 03/25/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by dazzla08 -

Taday I got a call from mah 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, mah kid has been charging grls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
413 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
355 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, we were going to Disney World all te way from Nort Carolina. After 12 ours of driving, my kids started figting an complaining. looool My usband finally said, "If I ear you guys one more time we're turning around an going back ome." Tey annoyed im once again, an we actually went ome. mega FML

#15381959
362 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)



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