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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 February 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2179
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lucky22888 : I love creampies!!! No seriously though I just love to joke around and have fun!!! Life is too short.

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26579) - you deserved it (6093)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53095) - you deserved it (8669)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

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190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55518) - you deserved it (12907)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39044) - you deserved it (6285)

On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38812) - you deserved it (15049)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65145) - you deserved it (4472)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML

#16213950
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38052) - you deserved it (14723)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago my 4 year old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

#16176534
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43620) - you deserved it (3915)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by Clueless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML

#16144960
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16450) - you deserved it (27778)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by ClearOne (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33624) - you deserved it (14861)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14246) - you deserved it (84144)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML

#16055177
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37330) - you deserved it (7331)

On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

#16020666
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33632) - you deserved it (16196)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

#16019769
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32866) - you deserved it (2774)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by teinage - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11774) - you deserved it (32224)

On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States



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