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  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 February 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2083
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lucky22888 : I love creampies!!! No seriously though I just love to joke around and have fun!!! Life is too short.

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Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46535) - you deserved it (3848)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on my locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML

#16738508
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36494) - you deserved it (4233)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79167) - you deserved it (6516)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

#16700863
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43142) - you deserved it (9360)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

#16676929
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41807) - you deserved it (3209)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm - health - by Braxam - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

#16674026
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39913) - you deserved it (8240)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36674) - you deserved it (14237)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44195) - you deserved it (3631)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

#16608434
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39985) - you deserved it (2879)

On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

#16550492
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37741) - you deserved it (5762)

On 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm - love - by fmfb - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38602) - you deserved it (10470)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML

#16542323
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11650) - you deserved it (39285)

On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML

#16542323
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11650) - you deserved it (39285)

On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46422) - you deserved it (11902)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)



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