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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by OCDrunk / 11/23/2011 at 1:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML
by lostwife / 11/22/2011 at 11:20am / United States / Holidays
by dharp7 / 11/16/2011 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Love
by honeybadger123 / 11/13/2011 at 8:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by ToInsecure4me / 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by blacktyaffair / 11/09/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2011 at 3:48pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Cat / 11/06/2011 at 11:43pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/03/2011 at 3:29am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by heatherjo / 11/02/2011 at 12:49am / United States / Love