About lucky22888 : I love creampies!!! No seriously though I just love to joke around and have fun!!! Life is too short.
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by nacho / 01/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 6:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
by Lickmylovepump / 01/18/2012 at 11:09pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by too slow / 01/18/2012 at 12:09am / United States / Love
by iheartmorons / 01/14/2012 at 9:31am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
by vanessa560 / 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Cpt Colin / 01/03/2012 at 2:17am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by KrissyBearr / 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm / United States / Love
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
by John Nani / 12/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
by ThinZ / 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making… Today, I told my husband that I wanted to take advantage of the alone time we would have while our… Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just…