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lucky22888

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 February 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4651
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lucky22888 : I love creampies!!! No seriously though I just love to joke around and have fun!!! Life is too short.

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lucky22888's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love

Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm / Belgium (Brabant Wallon) / Miscellaneous

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 12:31am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

by justfriends / 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm / United States / Holidays

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

by Zoey / 02/09/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

by c / 02/08/2012 at 7:07pm / Love

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a co-worker. I got her the job. FML

by D-Man / 02/08/2012 at 8:08am / United States / Love

Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML

by oceangirl / 02/07/2012 at 7:14pm / United States / Money

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML

by Anonymous / 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

by Nanabanana1 / 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm / United States / Love

Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML

by brokeandsingle / 01/29/2012 at 4:55am / United Kingdom (York) / Love

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

by Tiana / 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

by Shelly P. / 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

by Paicked / 01/25/2012 at 7:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love