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by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 12:31am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
by justfriends / 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm / United States / Holidays
by Zoey / 02/09/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by D-Man / 02/08/2012 at 8:08am / United States / Love
Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML
by oceangirl / 02/07/2012 at 7:14pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Nanabanana1 / 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm / United States / Love
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
by brokeandsingle / 01/29/2012 at 4:55am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
by Tiana / 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
by Shelly P. / 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Paicked / 01/25/2012 at 7:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by nacho / 01/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 6:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
- Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans… Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I… Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would…
- Today, My friend came into class and randomly decided to bite me hard enough to leave a bite marks… Today, I had to get my blood taken for a test at the doctors. The lady came in with a girl about my… Today, after waiting weeks to hear back from his insurance agency, I got a call telling me that the…