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  • Town/Country : united states.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 427
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Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21504) - you deserved it (2248)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

#12617808 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (23491) - you deserved it (3445)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

#12616520 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (46315) - you deserved it (2605)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

#7391699 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (36857) - you deserved it (4057)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during an argument with my daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML

#5582438 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (29113) - you deserved it (4513)

On 10/01/2009 at 10:25am - animals - by unloved (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML

#5501456 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (7187) - you deserved it (53502)

On 09/27/2009 at 4:35am - misc - by Not-so-good-gymnast (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (84313) - you deserved it (5476)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML

#3935872 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (48253) - you deserved it (2228)

On 07/21/2009 at 6:17pm - kids - by GabsAlot829 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I awoke to my husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back for the past few nights, and have complained of a "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML

#3837360 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (36742) - you deserved it (4754)

On 07/17/2009 at 6:02pm - kids - by Divorcemenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

#1026397 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (21717) - you deserved it (61528)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (708)

I agree, your life sucks (349240) - you deserved it (23634)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

#4121 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (20875) - you deserved it (3271)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)



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