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lpwTJtilli
  • Town/Country : Perth, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 February 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 186
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16869) - you deserved it (29707)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25064) - you deserved it (13256)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14853) - you deserved it (23335)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29363) - you deserved it (4520)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19614) - you deserved it (1506)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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