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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 December 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 260
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72890) - you deserved it (7211)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML

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On 08/02/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by HappyMan (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

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On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML

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On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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