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  • Town/Country : Jonesville, United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 November 1990 (21 years)
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Today, I was ordering some clothes from Abercrombie online and I went to measure my bust to check what size I am in American. I got my measurement, checked what size it would be and the size of my bust was not even listed on the website. Great. Now even Abercrombie thinks I have small tits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39607) - you deserved it (6290)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:40am - misc - by frankie034 (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53783) - you deserved it (5333)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

#1680929 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (11332) - you deserved it (46226)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by JoeyDizz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7607) - you deserved it (74474)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by .... (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87097) - you deserved it (3634)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)



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