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loverslanex3
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 April 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1730
  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, I fractured my knuckle at the gym. My girlfriend offered to drive me to Urgent Care. As I threw my gym bag in the car, my keys flew out of the bag's pocket and hit her in the face. I spent the whole afternoon getting dirty looks from nurses because of my broken hand and her black eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46835) - you deserved it (3403)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

#3442749 (320)

I agree, your life sucks (9445) - you deserved it (68277)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, silettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (36601) - you deserved it (114610)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)