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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 November 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About loveinglexi : Hey, I'm 14 i love music more than you can imagine. Wanna know what kind or just wanna know more, just ask. oh and in my picture, I'm the one with the gray jacket on execpy i don't have glasses or braces anymore. :)

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Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML

#20134163
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I agree, your life sucks (20906) - you deserved it (2815)

On 10/26/2012 at 12:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

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202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26408) - you deserved it (2334)

On 09/08/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by max5 (man) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

#20063251
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26408) - you deserved it (2334)

On 09/08/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by max5 (man) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML

#20063189
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32509) - you deserved it (2391)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

#19240246
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On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

#18163904
166 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)



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