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  • Number of visits : 1186
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About loveexgirl : 「まだきずかないのかな?ぼくはぼくらしくあるきだしているのさ。ほら、また」

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loveexgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

#21161740
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43803) - you deserved it (3766)

On 06/03/2014 at 3:01pm - misc - by mdsfkljsfsdrewr (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML

#21018330
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45531) - you deserved it (3939)

On 01/05/2014 at 9:54pm - kids - by rain1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me they were just actors on their lunch break. FML

#20993552
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35233) - you deserved it (5852)

On 12/15/2013 at 3:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

#20984084
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58186) - you deserved it (3853)

On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35424) - you deserved it (6796)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35424) - you deserved it (6796)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26595) - you deserved it (3010)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26595) - you deserved it (3010)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML

#18260815
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18619) - you deserved it (9123)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by anxiety (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

#18198070
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28605) - you deserved it (1937)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak... from the sewage line. FML

#17621192
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25863) - you deserved it (1898)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - work - by honeybee2487 - United States

Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak... from the sewage line. FML

#17621192
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25863) - you deserved it (1898)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - work - by honeybee2487 - United States

Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML

#17620936
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (3273)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm - kids - by bunkbed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML

#17620936
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (3273)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm - kids - by bunkbed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML

#17618685
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8425) - you deserved it (24827)

On 08/30/2011 at 2:30am - work - by rojin12 - United States (Maryland)



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