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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by anxiety (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak... from the sewage line. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - work - by honeybee2487 - United States
Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak... from the sewage line. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - work - by honeybee2487 - United States
Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm - kids - by bunkbed - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm - kids - by bunkbed - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 2:30am - work - by rojin12 - United States (Maryland)
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
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