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Today, my dad came out of a hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said "look! this place has cotton loin clothes" in front of my wedding party. FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:21pm - misc - by indianaxx - Sent from mobile version

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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On 01/29/2010 at 8:18am - love - by waterspike - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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On 01/28/2010 at 9:01pm - health - by Skier (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

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On 01/28/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Juggalette (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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