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loui_h
  • Town/Country : melbourne, australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 March 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I was feeling up my girlfriends chest. I was getting into it until she said "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "Thats not my nipple, its a pimple." I felt up a pimple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60430) - you deserved it (39601)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39304) - you deserved it (183605)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)



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