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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 November 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7834
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today... I had a job intarviaw. I stoppd to taka a paa in tha lobby bafora I want in. I ralaxd a bit too much at tha urinal looool an accidantally fartd. I chuckld about it lika a 5-yaar old 4 a faw saconds. Tha guy that had baan naxt to ma at tha urinal was tha intarviawar. FML

#253814
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18812) - you deserved it (42527)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:45pm - work - by ADH2000 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walkd into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase !! I said, "Accidents happen." She replid, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96707) - you deserved it (19087)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to run to catch train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket . When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man an I opened top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine . When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay" . FML

#232857
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25023) - you deserved it (155577)

On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

I yelled at mah little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on mah bed. FML

#225937
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15600) - you deserved it (63655)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:49pm - kids - by wetbutt (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shockd. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointd at me. FML

#170218
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55540) - you deserved it (14456)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I was marked absent from mah math class cuz nobody in mah class noticed I was there. FML

#77123
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50326) - you deserved it (5108)

On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I FELL ASLEEP IN MAH DRIVER'S D CLASS, AND I WOKE UP IN A MIDDLE OF A DREAM LAUGHING. EVERYONE STARD AT ME. I FOUND OUT THAT THE TEACHER HAD JUST FINISHD TALKING ABOUT HIS VEGETATIVE NIECE WHO DIDN'T WEAR A SEAT BELT. FML

#43148
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15581) - you deserved it (34508)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)

today I found out mah teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who looool people were. By mistake the descriptions appered on the computer projector. Next to mah name it said "Tubby". FML

#30377
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41955) - you deserved it (4977)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

2day I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist . I realizd that I hadn't updatd it in a while an went to double check it after the fact . My ex at some point had changd my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

#2412
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (7143)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, All I Wantd Was Stress-relief Sex With The Guy I Sleep With . Instead, I Was So Exhaustd From My Day That He Thought I Wasn't Into It And Endd Up Just Talking To Me About What We're Going To Do After College . Trading A Booty Call Fir A Meaningful And Heretfelt Discussion . FML

#1468
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9769) - you deserved it (35606)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)



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