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looloogirl
  • Town/Country : Austin, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 3444
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

About looloogirl : Hey, I'm LooLooGirl. I love reading FML and MLIA (MLIA is slightly better). I'm a nerd, I play runescape (account name Loo_Loo_Girl) and Dungeons & Dragons and I'm in band (percussion ftw)

The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn pwn god any day ;D



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Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7845) - you deserved it (22971)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by rawrrrr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

#9117281
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8560) - you deserved it (34180)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

#9117281
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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21865) - you deserved it (9600)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

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382 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

#8843088
138 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by FatalxDesire599 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
399 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML

#8711589
94 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 4:12am - misc - by combo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

#8658648
159 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

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107 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 6:46am - misc - by SayWhat (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
277 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

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On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15816) - you deserved it (5408)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7069) - you deserved it (37390)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)



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