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lonely_wife
  • Town/Country : Portland, OR, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 April 1986 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 720
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lonely_wife : Well currently I am trying to make it thru my crumbling, 2yr marriage. My husband is an addict, has been his whole life and I was naive enough to think it could change.

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Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45330) - you deserved it (4475)

On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51390) - you deserved it (6101)

On 06/22/2009 at 9:32am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31493) - you deserved it (13997)

On 06/22/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by FathersDay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (368491) - you deserved it (70009)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)



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