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About lonely_wife : Well currently I am trying to make it thru my crumbling, 2yr marriage. My husband is an addict, has been his whole life and I was naive enough to think it could change.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML