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  • Number of visits : 425
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About loltroll667 : I use iPod, so don't message me...
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Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (76156) - you deserved it (3705)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML


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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML


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On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML


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On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML


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On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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