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Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML
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Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by annony-moose - Sent from mobile version
Today, it was my birthday. My parents handed me my present, and when I unwrapped it, there was a cellphone box inside. I was so excited to get a new phone, that I threw my old phone on the floor and stepped on it, while my parents watched in horror. I opened the box to see my phone, only to find a happy birthday card with 20 dollars in it. They'd just reused the box. FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 5:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 11:40am - intimacy - by grounded (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 12:03am - intimacy - by wheresthelove (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Grounded (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room. He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle. He kept asking for Chris. I have no idea who Chris is. FML
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On 12/05/2009 at 9:10am - misc - by thewallrules - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 1:57am - misc - by Rob (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 6:50am - misc - by harrypottermuch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 11:49am - health - by ugh (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
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