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Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML
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Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone but me. Then, one of them said: "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year old man covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She is claiming rape and going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 8:03am - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 12:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas when I got up to go get a glass of water in the middle of the night, at the same time she did. FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 1:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
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On 09/02/2010 at 12:03pm - health - by Sickie. (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)
Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)
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