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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
by GirlishMan1883897 / 07/24/2010 at 6:53am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Nancy / 07/11/2010 at 7:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by 42 / 07/07/2010 at 5:43am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Allie / 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by reginaphalange / 05/27/2010 at 10:06am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by DHarman / 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Anonymous / 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Chris / 02/13/2010 at 12:04am / United States (California) / Animals
by Vastu / 02/07/2010 at 12:42pm / Nepal / Money
by annony-moose / 02/06/2010 at 1:48pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML
by poordog / 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML
by grounded / 01/03/2010 at 11:40am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Intimacy
Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML
by wheresthelove / 12/30/2009 at 12:03am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Grounded / 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
by PoorGramps / 12/09/2009 at 2:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the… Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and… Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman.…