Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

lolmigosh

Search for a member

lolmigosh

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3395
  • Number of comments : 206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About lolmigosh : Am I the only one who looks up celebrities, hoping that there will be an FML about them?

lolmigosh's page activity

Visits<b>melissa2370</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 12:24am<b>bryanjamieluke</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 7:00am<b>sammy1021</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 10:36pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 2:02pm<b>tangerine06</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 8:23pm<b>justin1205</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 9:09pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 10:07am<b>insomniacdreamer</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 10:52pm<b>brolin_burrito</b> - the 02/12/2014 at 1:49pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 01/04/2014 at 11:14pm<b>ilovestarwars</b> - the 01/03/2014 at 10:13pm<b>haileyshelton</b> - the 12/30/2013 at 4:18am<b>aushi</b> - the 12/27/2013 at 3:02am<b>goawayy</b> - the 11/18/2013 at 3:12pm<b>EllaJSwiftie</b> - the 10/25/2013 at 5:03am<b>JonJonWin</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 8:09pm<b>breekittenmitten</b> - the 10/06/2013 at 6:03pm<b>MadProphet</b> - the 10/06/2013 at 6:16am

lolmigosh's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of lolmigosh's badges

lolmigosh's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17226) - you deserved it (68184)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after being at summer camp for two weeks, my parents never showed up to take me home. A counselor had to drive me. FML

#11815113
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39874) - you deserved it (2666)

On 07/11/2010 at 7:00pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

#11718705
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37182) - you deserved it (3654)

On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

#10945520
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44497) - you deserved it (24486)

On 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Allie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

#10796974
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39047) - you deserved it (2883)

On 05/27/2010 at 10:06am - misc - by reginaphalange - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56473) - you deserved it (3534)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

#9994288
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36811) - you deserved it (9205)

On 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

#8189417
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22255) - you deserved it (6500)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:04am - animals - by Chris - United States (California)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

#7937291
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21787) - you deserved it (3743)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by annony-moose - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30958) - you deserved it (8478)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML

#7124750
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9176) - you deserved it (22812)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:40am - intimacy - by grounded (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML

#7025627
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28879) - you deserved it (2593)

On 12/30/2009 at 12:03am - intimacy - by wheresthelove (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

#7014682
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35263) - you deserved it (3283)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Grounded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

#6676147
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43124) - you deserved it (2667)

On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • FML's Thanksgiving Special: TGS
  • As many of us know through popular culture, today is Thanksgiving in the US. Come on, we’ve all seen a TV show involving a Thanksgiving dinner or plans to do so that have gone awry due to one of the main…

Wednesday 26 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: