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by Anonymous / 12/31/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by smokecloud_ / 12/30/2013 at 4:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/01/2013 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
by MissYouPieceOfSkin / 11/27/2013 at 3:44am / United States (Washington) / Health
by cricketsins / 11/07/2013 at 10:33pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Grandson / 11/07/2013 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by MsConfusedd / 10/27/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my little sister is having a friend spend the night. Our rooms are right next to one another and the walls are thin. We are now entering the fourth hour of a singing contest so off-key that it should be illegal. FML
by ThisIsAgony / 10/25/2013 at 2:48am / United States (Nevada) / Kids
Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML
by Anonymous / 10/19/2013 at 4:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
by Anonymous / 10/12/2013 at 6:03pm / Iceland (Borgarfjardarsysla) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 12:23pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals
Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
by chestycough / 09/16/2013 at 12:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/11/2013 at 9:29am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Kids
by spiritbeast33 / 09/11/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was starting to jack off with what I thought was lotion. Not long after did I realize that… Today, I popped the cherry on the sofa in my girlfriend's parent's house. It left a stain. The sofa… Today, my teacher said that I can't make up a test in his class because it would be "unfair" to his…