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Today, after a long stressful day, my boyfriend and I decided to take a shower together. As I'm telling him all about my day, I suddenly felt something warm on my foot, only to look down and see him peeing on me. When I asked what he was doing he said "I'm marking my territory, you're mine now." FML
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On 07/24/2009 at 3:34am - love - by Surprise (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML
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On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
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