This member hasn't filled in the description.
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8775) - you totally deserved it (25486)
On 09/05/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Idiots (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
I agree, your life sucks (54682) - you totally deserved it (10564)
On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I tasted the rainbow. By that, I mean a homeless man hit me in the face with a bag of Skittles for not giving him money. FML
I agree, your life sucks (69294) - you totally deserved it (8887)
On 04/03/2009 at 5:43am - money - by rovery (man) - United States (California)
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I agree, your life sucks (107276) - you totally deserved it (27586)
On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16197) - you totally deserved it (64411)
On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)
[ Page : 1 ]
« Previous page | Next page »
