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About lol_Epic_Fail : Sucks to be you. There's nothing interesting on my profile page. lol

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35636) - you deserved it (10180)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (76460) - you deserved it (4412)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27917) - you deserved it (13659)

On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

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