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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I was counselling a soon-to-be teen mom. She has a younger step-brother, and when I asked her how she handled him when he cries, she said, "Oh, that's when you cover their face until they stop!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30009) - you deserved it (2049)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58846) - you deserved it (10850)

On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States



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