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About locachick101 : I hate when people try to fit into society that just boring!

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Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61952) - you deserved it (4876)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32152) - you deserved it (4558)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

#13726348
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14136) - you deserved it (44014)

On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

#13696157
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30994) - you deserved it (10463)

On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

#13490049
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46478) - you deserved it (3620)

On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

#13475038
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34266) - you deserved it (3025)

On 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

#13459715
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34152) - you deserved it (4218)

On 10/15/2010 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35600) - you deserved it (20835)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

#13426894
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5668) - you deserved it (58806)

On 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our 1 year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

#13420604
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31085) - you deserved it (5879)

On 10/12/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by lovelesslonely (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31000) - you deserved it (28051)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

#12894056
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36764) - you deserved it (3018)

On 09/03/2010 at 11:43pm - misc - by mandy16 (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

#12321960
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21528) - you deserved it (8630)

On 08/05/2010 at 12:38am - misc - by AmNot (woman) - United States

Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML

#12277666
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52902) - you deserved it (3990)

On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML

#8364770
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37055) - you deserved it (3741)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)



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