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yesterday I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand an talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick an was standing there talking to the stickhile my phone sat at the looool bottom of the river. FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today... anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone... so I thoughtfully asked... "What's the matter... loose a leg?" Unfortunately... there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by Foot In Mouth (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I went to work 300 miles away fromhere I live. I couldn't fine my customer's address... so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wreless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

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On 11/19/2008 at 3:00am - work - by comphone - Sent from mobile version



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