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lmjb3496
  • Town/Country : Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 March 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15213) - you deserved it (52145)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by Foot In Mouth (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16319) - you deserved it (5947)

On 11/19/2008 at 3:00am - work - by comphone - Sent from mobile version



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