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lmbachman

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lmbachman
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3605
  • Number of comments : 185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About lmbachman : I see you peeking.

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Visits<b>EmmaMK</b> - yesterday at 4:10pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 2:12pm<b>orcatheseapanda</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 11:16pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 12:35am<b>QueenBii</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 6:37pm<b>CorvusVenator</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 3:33pm<b>bigirlsrockoxox</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:56pm<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 5:08pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 11:00pm<b>lukian</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:58am<b>djurmel89</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 1:04pm<b>WoodKiller</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 10:31am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 6:08pm<b>Arieslink</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:56pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:34am<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 10:19am<b>FalloutScrolls</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 11:21pm<b>Trup75</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 11:58pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 8:12pm<b>bigirlsrockoxox</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 4:56am<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 11:08pm<b>WoodKiller</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 4:32pm<b>EmmaMK</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 12:05am<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 4:15pm<b>FalloutScrolls</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:27pm<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 8:49pm<b>dyoy_87</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 2:32pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 5:05am<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 2:08am<b>lukian</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 10:19pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 12:44am<b>dramaelf</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:41pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 6:55am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:44pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 7:33pm

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lmbachman's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

#21525356
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12196) - you deserved it (2333)

On 02/12/2016 at 1:26am - misc - by Rachel - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML

#21524955
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7610) - you deserved it (40469)

On 02/10/2016 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by nickncik (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after weeks of debating with myself, I finally got the courage to ask out my best friend of 9 years. She turned me down, saying that dating me would be like adopting a puppy, and she doesn't want that kind of responsibility. FML

Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML

#21520383
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21174) - you deserved it (1271)

On 01/28/2016 at 11:05am - misc - by crinitis - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML

#21519470
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18847) - you deserved it (1048)

On 01/25/2016 at 9:56pm - work - by Helpful Smile - United States (Iowa)

Today, at 26, I got chicken pox. My parents stand by their belief that I got it because I'm not right with God, not because they didn't vaccinate me. FML

Today, after much reflection, I realized my "happy childhood" was more like "the years I was oblivious to how much people despised me." FML

#21510381
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20054) - you deserved it (1947)

On 01/01/2016 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 15 year-old brother told us his girlfriend is pregnant. He was taught in his abstinence-only sex ed that condoms don't prevent pregnancy. My parents are blaming her pregnancy on me, for not telling him the truth about sex, because parents giving their kids the sex talk is "too awkward." FML

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

#21499543
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18556) - you deserved it (2162)

On 12/03/2015 at 12:33am - love - by killmenow - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

#21498058
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26766) - you deserved it (1766)

On 11/29/2015 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my coworker brought her 3-year-old son to work with her. When introducing him to me, she dropped her bag and bent over to pick it up, knocking him over with her butt in the process. When she stood up, she noticed he was sitting on the ground crying. She then accused me of pushing him over. FML

#21496072
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22898) - you deserved it (1210)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:34pm - work - by Notakidpusher - United States (California)

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML

#21496064
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22139) - you deserved it (2292)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML

#21494790
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (2604)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

#21494410
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22497) - you deserved it (1946)

On 11/19/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by auto boogie man (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML

#21494372
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23907) - you deserved it (1862)

On 11/19/2015 at 9:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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