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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4745
  • Number of comments : 389
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About llamafish : (Insert obligatory stalker accusation here)

I'm just a random person, who does random things, at random times. Randomly.

What? You want more? Fine. Erm... How about some lists! Yeah!

Things I enjoy:
-Darkness
-Anime
-Penguins
-The colour purple
-Eating bacon
-Zebras
-Irony
-Smashing the hopes and dreams of those around me
-Pie

Things I hate:
-Sunlight
-Small children
-Large children
-Medium sized children
-Children in general
-Pepl hoo tok lyk dis
-The fact that Pluto is now to be referred to as "a dwarf planet", and star fish are now to be referred to as "sea stars".
-Making lists
-Not too fond of you either

Just kidding about that last one. Maybe. Depends on who you are.

Alright. Peace out. You've learned all you need to know about me.



Seriously. Go. Be free.






...Fine. Stay. See if I care. Just don't go breaking anything, you hear? Good.

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llamafish's favorite FMLs

Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML

#16311438
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45606) - you deserved it (2829)

On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

#16122609
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41823) - you deserved it (6923)

On 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML

#15879148
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29840) - you deserved it (8915)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:53pm - love - by fatcat117 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33573) - you deserved it (3217)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML

#15835287
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34279) - you deserved it (4020)

On 04/18/2011 at 4:12pm - work - by waterdog - United States

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML

#15766373
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22376) - you deserved it (15012)

On 04/13/2011 at 3:05am - animals - by Username -

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

#15737058
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34058) - you deserved it (11019)

On 04/11/2011 at 5:39am - misc - by Ignored (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39868) - you deserved it (3259)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I decided to improve my posture by sitting through all of my classes with my shoulders and back completely straight. Pretty soon I couldn't move my shoulders at all. I had to go to the chiropractor. It turns out that in trying to improve my posture, I misaligned my spine instead. FML

#15229929
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28036) - you deserved it (5974)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:39pm - health - by Less (woman) - Reserved

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

#15209199
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57504) - you deserved it (3680)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML

#15174288
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24769) - you deserved it (3569)

On 03/02/2011 at 10:28am - work - by Squinty6 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

#15174251
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31981) - you deserved it (5720)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

#15162100
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13425) - you deserved it (40617)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

#15154591
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13467) - you deserved it (34849)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

#15112271
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24739) - you deserved it (7886)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:18am - misc - by Arlbethere (woman) - United Kingdom (Northumberland)



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