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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5833
  • Number of comments : 393
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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llamafish's favorite FMLs

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

#19430484
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23156) - you deserved it (4774)

On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7604) - you deserved it (49278)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30530) - you deserved it (1992)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26867) - you deserved it (2759)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19744) - you deserved it (2377)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15790) - you deserved it (3290)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15790) - you deserved it (3290)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15790) - you deserved it (3290)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

#19332280
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33374) - you deserved it (4972)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26753) - you deserved it (2966)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

#19306262
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18631) - you deserved it (2068)

On 03/19/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by PatientInWaiting (woman) - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

#19293540
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21202) - you deserved it (7039)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML

#19244814
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22952) - you deserved it (4005)

On 03/09/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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