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llamafish

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5408
  • Number of comments : 393
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today mah neighbors coated there house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out ( We Wish You a Merry Christmas ) all day long . Only 29 days left until Christmas . FML

#18358726
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23598) - you deserved it (2902)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, WHILE WAITING 4 MY MOM TO PICK ME UP FROM UNIVERSITY, I TOOK OUT MY PHONE AND PRETENDD TO TALK TO SOMEONE. I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE STILL POINTD AND LAUGHD, BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO WHEN YUR MOM PULLS UP AND SHOUTS, "STOP PRETENDING TO TALK TO SOMEONE." FML

#18353001
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11215) - you deserved it (30272)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47050) - you deserved it (4414)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday,hen drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposd to be fun. mega FML

#18323585
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23057) - you deserved it (9054)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom raad my diary. Than sha frantically bookd ma an appointmant with a psychiatrist. fat FML

#18315280
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29877) - you deserved it (5372)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:22am - health - by ughh (woman) - United States

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing looool her boyfriend. Since it startd to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punchd me in the face. FML

#18279897
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35528) - you deserved it (3977)

On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I Was Reading A Book In German , Which I Don't Know Very Well. Suddenly I Reachd A Passage I Had No Trouble Understanding. Excitd , I Showd Mah Husband , Saying I Was Finally Getting The Hang Of It. He Laughd And Pattd Mah Head. Turns Out , That Particular Passage Was A Quote. In English. FML

#18266824
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9205) - you deserved it (33293)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, ma girlfriend dumped me . Her exact words used were "I lyk te idea of you, but I don't lyk you." I still don't know wat tat means . mega FML

#18260922
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31246) - you deserved it (3432)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today... my mother spent over $5...000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master... put him in a five-star hotel... and had him walk around our house with a compass... moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

#18209020
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32547) - you deserved it (2924)

On 11/10/2011 at 9:35am - money - by Agathus (man) - United Arab Emirates

Today, mah baby son latched onto mah nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39145) - you deserved it (3867)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Yesterday..!! one of ma neigbors dressed up in te exact same costume as me!! Every ouse I go to refuses to give me candy because ma neigbor as already been tere!! FML

#18123545
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29182) - you deserved it (3035)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (4925)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY.. . MAH BOSS MADE ME RUN YET ANOTHER STUPID ERRAND . WHEN I DELIVERED THE PAPERWORK TO HIS OFFICE.. . I SAW AN EMAIL PRINTOUT ON HIS DESK . APPARENTLY.. . HE HAS A PLAN IN THE WORKS TO GET ME "FRIED" NEXT MONTH . I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO GIVE HIM A LETTER OF RESIGNATION OR A BOTTLE OF BARBECUE SAUCE . FML

#18088361
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23221) - you deserved it (2354)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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