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llamafish
  • Town/Country : Frog Temple, Alternia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 3455
  • Number of comments : 389
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About llamafish : (Insert obligatory stalker accusation here)

I'm just a random person, who does random things, at random times. Randomly.

What? You want more? Fine. Erm... How about some lists! Yeah!

Things I enjoy:
-Darkness
-Anime
-Penguins
-The colour purple
-Eating bacon
-Zebras
-Irony
-Smashing the hopes and dreams of those around me
-Pie

Things I hate:
-Sunlight
-Small children
-Large children
-Medium sized children
-Children in general
-Pepl hoo tok lyk dis
-The fact that Pluto is now to be referred to as "a dwarf planet", and star fish are now to be referred to as "sea stars".
-Making lists
-Not too fond of you either

Just kidding about that last one. Maybe. Depends on who you are.

Alright. Peace out. You've learned all you need to know about me.



Seriously. Go. Be free.






...Fine. Stay. See if I care. Just don't go breaking anything, you hear? Good.

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llamafish's favorite FMLs

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

#18904057
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26941) - you deserved it (2359)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33848) - you deserved it (4137)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23964) - you deserved it (3545)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

#18619223
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16788) - you deserved it (1926)

On 12/26/2011 at 9:24pm - kids - by Peter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

#18585273
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13490) - you deserved it (18081)

On 12/23/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

#18585273
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13490) - you deserved it (18081)

On 12/23/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
182 comments

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23265) - you deserved it (2318)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37677) - you deserved it (2853)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML

#18401102
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20090) - you deserved it (2047)

On 12/01/2011 at 2:00am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40582) - you deserved it (4756)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML

#18358726
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22078) - you deserved it (2776)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

#18353001
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9590) - you deserved it (26919)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42611) - you deserved it (4022)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, when drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposed to be fun. FML

#18323585
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18508) - you deserved it (7008)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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