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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4950
  • Number of comments : 390
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About llamafish : Bitter towards the world and intensely paranoid. Handle at your own risk.

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Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

#18904057
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31140) - you deserved it (2714)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36201) - you deserved it (4330)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27298) - you deserved it (3858)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

#18619223
62 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 9:24pm - kids - by Peter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

#18585273
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15320) - you deserved it (19753)

On 12/23/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

#18585273
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15320) - you deserved it (19753)

On 12/23/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25809) - you deserved it (2546)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44712) - you deserved it (3368)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML

#18401102
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22679) - you deserved it (2285)

On 12/01/2011 at 2:00am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43999) - you deserved it (5080)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML

#18358726
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23533) - you deserved it (2899)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

#18353001
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10728) - you deserved it (29474)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46649) - you deserved it (4382)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, when drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposed to be fun. FML

#18323585
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22988) - you deserved it (9048)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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