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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
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Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6947) - you deserved it (47127)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30410) - you deserved it (1984)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26790) - you deserved it (2750)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19287) - you deserved it (2340)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15731) - you deserved it (3282)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15731) - you deserved it (3282)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15731) - you deserved it (3282)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

#19332280
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32763) - you deserved it (4896)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25582) - you deserved it (2861)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

#19306262
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18569) - you deserved it (2062)

On 03/19/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by PatientInWaiting (woman) - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

#19293540
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21134) - you deserved it (7025)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
96 comments

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

#19196280
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35731) - you deserved it (2779)

On 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm - love - by eeelise5296 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38558) - you deserved it (3481)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)



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