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llamafish

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5410
  • Number of comments : 393
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (2822) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today , I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31678) - you deserved it (4270)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, Mah Wife Allowed Mah Mother-in-law To Move In With Us!! She Believe The Government Spies On Her In The Shower, And That The Prime Minister Is A Shape-shifting Lizardho Wants To Microchip Us All!! I Have To Live With This Psychotic Wench Until Someone Is Desperate Enough To Employ Her!! FML

#19662623
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21384) - you deserved it (2298)

On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with friends. I vaguely rememberd visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepard me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattood across the fingers of left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. mega FML

#19633207
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8751) - you deserved it (35518)

On 05/16/2012 at 5:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , I walkd in on my dad introducing his stuffd gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20288) - you deserved it (2537)

On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY... I REALIZED THAT ALL THE TIMES I CHECKED BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN BEFORE PEIENG DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR WAT TO DO IF SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY THERE. FML

#19616275
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (3574)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

2day A Pigeon Got Into My Apartment. After Knocking Over A Very Expensive Vase, It Panicked, Rammed Itself Against A Window, And Shat All Over The Floor As It Tried To Get Out. FML

#19611512
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19652) - you deserved it (1791)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm - animals - by Eric Ngan - Singapore

Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24367) - you deserved it (6189)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

today I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

#19589899
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (6318)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, tha Star Wars Cantina song had baan stuck in mah haad sinca I woka up, as mah brothar was humming it. I finally managad to gat it out of mah haad. Than mah mom startad to whistla it. It's stuck in mah haad again. FML

#19588733
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17745) - you deserved it (3835)

On 05/07/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing wen e suddenly stopped smrked and said ( Hang on I'm buffering. ) FML

#19580511
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32033) - you deserved it (3704)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin 4 $125. FML

#19566058
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11055) - you deserved it (27174)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

2day I realizd I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML

#19562059
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19300) - you deserved it (4526)

On 05/02/2012 at 2:16am - love - by muddled (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day I realizd I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML

#19562059
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19300) - you deserved it (4526)

On 05/02/2012 at 2:16am - love - by muddled (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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