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llamafish

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4945
  • Number of comments : 390
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About llamafish : Bitter towards the world and intensely paranoid. Handle at your own risk.

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llamafish's favorite FMLs

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26738) - you deserved it (2745)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18496) - you deserved it (2252)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15696) - you deserved it (3281)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15696) - you deserved it (3281)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15696) - you deserved it (3281)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

#19332280
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31896) - you deserved it (4800)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25541) - you deserved it (2857)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

#19306262
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18536) - you deserved it (2056)

On 03/19/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by PatientInWaiting (woman) - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

#19293540
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21109) - you deserved it (7019)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
96 comments

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

#19196280
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35696) - you deserved it (2779)

On 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm - love - by eeelise5296 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38505) - you deserved it (3479)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML

#19129849
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19732) - you deserved it (2479)

On 02/21/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by mishie1 (woman) - United States

Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML

#19066178
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20726) - you deserved it (4158)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm - kids - by Username - India



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