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About llamafish : ...
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML
Today, Mah Wife Allowed Mah Mother-in-law To Move In With Us!! She Believe The Government Spies On Her In The Shower, And That The Prime Minister Is A Shape-shifting Lizardho Wants To Microchip Us All!! I Have To Live With This Psychotic Wench Until Someone Is Desperate Enough To Employ Her!! FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with friends. I vaguely rememberd visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepard me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattood across the fingers of left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. mega FML
Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML
Today, tha Star Wars Cantina song had baan stuck in mah haad sinca I woka up, as mah brothar was humming it. I finally managad to gat it out of mah haad. Than mah mom startad to whistla it. It's stuck in mah haad again. FML
Friday 27 March 2015