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by Username / 12/27/2010 at 3:39am / Miscellaneous
Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML
by Anonymous / 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
by unlovedfatty / 12/15/2010 at 8:01pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by sam / 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm / United States / Work
by person123abc / 12/09/2010 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/08/2010 at 4:31pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2010 at 8:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by preggers / 11/29/2010 at 2:20pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by sadness / 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm / United States / Work
by nevergonnatrust / 11/18/2010 at 4:23am / Intimacy
Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a make-shift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 12:08am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 3:40am / France / Love
Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML
by yeahno / 10/31/2010 at 12:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, my economics teacher gives us a lot of photocopies, so I told her that she kills pandas by… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…