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llamafish
  • Town/Country : Frog Temple, Alternia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 3440
  • Number of comments : 389
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About llamafish : (Insert obligatory stalker accusation here)

I'm just a random person, who does random things, at random times. Randomly.

What? You want more? Fine. Erm... How about some lists! Yeah!

Things I enjoy:
-Darkness
-Anime
-Penguins
-The colour purple
-Eating bacon
-Zebras
-Irony
-Smashing the hopes and dreams of those around me
-Pie

Things I hate:
-Sunlight
-Small children
-Large children
-Medium sized children
-Children in general
-Pepl hoo tok lyk dis
-The fact that Pluto is now to be referred to as "a dwarf planet", and star fish are now to be referred to as "sea stars".
-Making lists
-Not too fond of you either

Just kidding about that last one. Maybe. Depends on who you are.

Alright. Peace out. You've learned all you need to know about me.



Seriously. Go. Be free.






...Fine. Stay. See if I care. Just don't go breaking anything, you hear? Good.

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llamafish's favorite FMLs

Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML

#573136
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61601) - you deserved it (6492)

On 03/24/2009 at 8:43am - health - by bridalqueen (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML

#555231
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61430) - you deserved it (5794)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by Nathan (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML

#280969
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8140) - you deserved it (64871)

On 03/12/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML

#234874
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53294) - you deserved it (8485)

On 03/07/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by bu09 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some new scratches on the front. I kicked and rubbed it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. FML

#228564
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10961) - you deserved it (29597)

On 03/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by 1 Giant Cupcake (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML

#225762
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110166) - you deserved it (4900)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm - health - by drakx88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

#193845
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37180) - you deserved it (11001)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)

Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" for the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML

#158418
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47482) - you deserved it (4143)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:54am - kids - by EmmaG123 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

#77324
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41349) - you deserved it (3308)

On 02/19/2009 at 11:29am - misc - by VacationTSA (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36002) - you deserved it (2773)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, I went to work only to serve one table, make a $9.00 tip, get sent home because it was slow, have the city busses stop running because of weather, and have to pay a $20 cab fare to get home. FML

#1047
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21740) - you deserved it (1375)

On 01/13/2009 at 3:54pm - love - by ren - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15085) - you deserved it (4786)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

#36
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33697) - you deserved it (5016)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -



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