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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5191
  • Number of comments : 393
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML

#14075452
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23602) - you deserved it (3574)

On 12/03/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML

#14024003
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (3129)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:20pm - kids - by preggers - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

#14023842
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34869) - you deserved it (3442)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27515) - you deserved it (5637)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML

#13885002
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39201) - you deserved it (3146)

On 11/18/2010 at 4:23am - intimacy - by nevergonnatrust -

Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a make-shift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML

#13847901
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18141) - you deserved it (6090)

On 11/15/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27756) - you deserved it (13146)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

#13798665
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59241) - you deserved it (3425) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML

#13662934
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25947) - you deserved it (2546)

On 10/31/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by yeahno (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML

#13587554
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30182) - you deserved it (6013)

On 10/25/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that the friend I stayed up with for nights on end, talking out of depression and suicide, has 'politely' posted up on facebook that he secretly hates me. FML

#13508700
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27906) - you deserved it (3062)

On 10/19/2010 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I discovered that instead of being a harmless way to relax after a rough day, parking in an empty lot apparently means you are either dealing drugs or want to commit suicide. I was detained, my car was searched and I was grilled about my happiness. Great stress relief, eh? FML

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42826) - you deserved it (3513)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29633) - you deserved it (4702)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML

#13386499
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26422) - you deserved it (2797)

On 10/10/2010 at 12:33am - love - by lightblue - United States (California)



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