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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5544
  • Number of comments : 393
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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llamafish's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26902) - you deserved it (6627)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

#16812324
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31175) - you deserved it (2220)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - money - by Username - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49035) - you deserved it (4383)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

#16624894
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12402) - you deserved it (54345)

On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML

#16599419
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28869) - you deserved it (3600) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonyme - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44196) - you deserved it (3278)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

#16478261
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40592) - you deserved it (4175)

On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67270) - you deserved it (3739)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML

#16314169
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31172) - you deserved it (2782)

On 05/23/2011 at 3:33pm - health - by Catherine - United States (Georgia)

Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML

#16311438
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47063) - you deserved it (2920)

On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37049) - you deserved it (6072)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

#16122609
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41957) - you deserved it (6932)

On 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

#16060289
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25801) - you deserved it (5222)

On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8876) - you deserved it (55541)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML

#15879148
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31365) - you deserved it (9132)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:53pm - love - by fatcat117 (man) - United States (New Mexico)



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