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Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29659) - you deserved it (3320)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML

#14843192
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31432) - you deserved it (7147)

On 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by omnomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18728) - you deserved it (65009)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#14726296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (2517)

On 01/26/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username -

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36337) - you deserved it (3027)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

#14670842
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7175) - you deserved it (47966)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

#14618568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25965) - you deserved it (7010)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

#14560893
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28470) - you deserved it (3302)

On 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm - kids - by tatortot7707 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

#14453942
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25695) - you deserved it (2208)

On 01/03/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by cain001 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML

#14394529
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25357) - you deserved it (4859)

On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

#14353774
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35244) - you deserved it (4499)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -

Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML

#14216323
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32162) - you deserved it (4537)

On 12/15/2010 at 8:01pm - misc - by unlovedfatty (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36557) - you deserved it (3749)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

#14138235
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30954) - you deserved it (3640)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:35am - misc - by person123abc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got feedback on an essay I wrote, by my mum who is also a teacher. She said it was 'worse than most of her pupils'. She teaches 10-year-olds. I'm a 20-year-old student at university. FML

#14132793
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12086) - you deserved it (18674)

On 12/08/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)



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