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About llamafish : ...
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Today, it's mah birthday!! I got a phone call from mah high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me an dohatever he wants to me!! He does this every year!! I turn 34 today!! FML
Today, while walking home I was jumped by two guys, one of whom shouted, "You shouldn't have run your mouth off, Rick!" My name is John. Only after they repeatedly axe-kicked me in the chest did they realize their mistake. It now hurts to breathe. mega FML
Today, my daughter was chargd with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML
TODAY, AT MAH JOB AS A LIFEGUARD, THE KIDS IN THE POOL DECIDD TO START A NEW GAME. THE GAME INVOLVD SPREADING OUT TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE POOL AND PRETENDING TO BE DROWNING AT THE SAME TIME. WHOEVER WAS "SAVD" FIRST, WON. FML
today I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there 4 my crippling mottephobia the irrational looool fear of moths and butterflies. FML
2day I Had To Go To The Emergency Room With Vision Problems. The Nurse Was Helping Mah Mom Fill Out The Paperwork. When Asked 4 Her Employer, Mah Mom Started Trying To Sell The Nurse Aflac, And Got Into A Serious 10 Minute Conversation About It, All While I'm Going Blind In Mah Left Eye. FML
Today, mah AP teacher once again accusd me of plagiarism . Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticatd for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copid from the Internet . FML
Friday 27 March 2015