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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4762
  • Number of comments : 389
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About llamafish : (Insert obligatory stalker accusation here)

I'm just a random person, who does random things, at random times. Randomly.

What? You want more? Fine. Erm... How about some lists! Yeah!

Things I enjoy:
-The colour purple
-Eating bacon
-Smashing the hopes and dreams of those around me

Things I hate:
-Small children
-Large children
-Medium sized children
-Children in general
-Pepl hoo tok lyk dis
-The fact that Pluto is now to be referred to as "a dwarf planet", and star fish are now to be referred to as "sea stars".
-Making lists
-Not too fond of you either

Just kidding about that last one. Maybe. Depends on who you are.

Alright. Peace out. You've learned all you need to know about me.

Seriously. Go. Be free.

...Fine. Stay. See if I care. Just don't go breaking anything, you hear? Good.

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Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML


I agree, your life sucks (35231) - you deserved it (3637)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30884) - you deserved it (3636)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:35am - misc - by person123abc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got feedback on an essay I wrote, by my mum who is also a teacher. She said it was 'worse than most of her pupils'. She teaches 10-year-olds. I'm a 20-year-old student at university. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12055) - you deserved it (18632)

On 12/08/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22319) - you deserved it (3461)

On 12/03/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31242) - you deserved it (3120)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:20pm - kids - by preggers - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34795) - you deserved it (3438)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39111) - you deserved it (3139)

On 11/18/2010 at 4:23am - intimacy - by nevergonnatrust -

Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a make-shift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18076) - you deserved it (6087)

On 11/15/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27678) - you deserved it (13123)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59059) - you deserved it (3417) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25864) - you deserved it (2544)

On 10/31/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by yeahno (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30113) - you deserved it (6007)

On 10/25/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that the friend I stayed up with for nights on end, talking out of depression and suicide, has 'politely' posted up on facebook that he secretly hates me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27839) - you deserved it (3054)

On 10/19/2010 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I discovered that instead of being a harmless way to relax after a rough day, parking in an empty lot apparently means you are either dealing drugs or want to commit suicide. I was detained, my car was searched and I was grilled about my happiness. Great stress relief, eh? FML

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41395) - you deserved it (3364)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

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