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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5414
  • Number of comments : 393
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it lookd good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. big fat FML

#17080127
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20115) - you deserved it (47875)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I moved into mah new house . I went over to mah neighbors' house to introduce myself . As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at mah house . FML

#17066979
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34634) - you deserved it (2664)

On 07/11/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by BMike - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it's mah birthday!! I got a phone call from mah high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me an dohatever he wants to me!! He does this every year!! I turn 34 today!! FML

#17012107
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42133) - you deserved it (6372)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

today I want camping. My tant is floodad , a raccoon ata all mah food , I lost tha anchor to mah boathich as a rasult is now across tha laka. Thraa mora days. FML

#16874481
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29899) - you deserved it (6303)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by Tori Pearson - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while walking home I was jumped by two guys, one of whom shouted, "You shouldn't have run your mouth off, Rick!" My name is John. Only after they repeatedly axe-kicked me in the chest did they realize their mistake. It now hurts to breathe. mega FML

#16838939
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39299) - you deserved it (2835)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by John - United States (California)

Today, my daughter was chargd with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26882) - you deserved it (6626)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that mah dad has been trying to take money out of mah savings account to pay 4 divorce fees and a hammock. FML

#16812324
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31159) - you deserved it (2218)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - money - by Username - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating fir several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49014) - you deserved it (4382)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today I was stuck in stand-still traffic 4 5 minutas bafora raalizing I had stoppad bahind a parkad car. FML

#16624894
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12398) - you deserved it (54327)

On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, AT MAH JOB AS A LIFEGUARD, THE KIDS IN THE POOL DECIDD TO START A NEW GAME. THE GAME INVOLVD SPREADING OUT TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE POOL AND PRETENDING TO BE DROWNING AT THE SAME TIME. WHOEVER WAS "SAVD" FIRST, WON. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44172) - you deserved it (3277)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

today I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there 4 my crippling mottephobia the irrational looool fear of moths and butterflies. FML

#16478261
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40583) - you deserved it (4175)

On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was slammd onto mah car, thrown on the ground, and arrestd for outstanding warrant from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67253) - you deserved it (3738)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

2day I Had To Go To The Emergency Room With Vision Problems. The Nurse Was Helping Mah Mom Fill Out The Paperwork. When Asked 4 Her Employer, Mah Mom Started Trying To Sell The Nurse Aflac, And Got Into A Serious 10 Minute Conversation About It, All While I'm Going Blind In Mah Left Eye. FML

#16314169
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31152) - you deserved it (2781)

On 05/23/2011 at 3:33pm - health - by Catherine - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah AP teacher once again accusd me of plagiarism . Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticatd for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copid from the Internet . FML

#16311438
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47051) - you deserved it (2919)

On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -

my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more sit from me an flooded te batroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37047) - you deserved it (6072)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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