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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5651
  • Number of comments : 393
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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llamafish's favorite FMLs

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

#18279897
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35553) - you deserved it (3979)

On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27012) - you deserved it (7982)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

#18266824
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9869) - you deserved it (35150)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31270) - you deserved it (3435)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

#18209020
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32593) - you deserved it (2926)

On 11/10/2011 at 9:35am - money - by Agathus (man) - United Arab Emirates

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39174) - you deserved it (3869)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

#18123545
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29208) - you deserved it (3035)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26743) - you deserved it (4927)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

#18088361
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25018) - you deserved it (2502)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML

#18005142
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52871) - you deserved it (4892)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

#17965886
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24950) - you deserved it (5104)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by ItaliczZz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27476) - you deserved it (2202)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27476) - you deserved it (2202)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34863) - you deserved it (2116)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML



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