Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

llamafish

Offline (the 08/02/2015 at 11:30pm) | Search for a member

llamafish

5Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6428
  • Number of comments : 393
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About llamafish : ...

llamafish's page activity

Visits<b>Psychotique</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 11:31am<b>HoboRain</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 10:37am<b>Krastrolytric</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 4:05pm<b>takenbyarmyboy</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 12:40pm<b>tanziir1</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:01pm<b>oreily12</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 3:19am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 6:19pm<b>SayakaxOue</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 2:26am<b>ethanc12</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:51am<b>zAstonish</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 10:22am<b>Violet_Embers95</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 5:52pm<b>LaughyTaffee</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 3:22pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 12:25am<b>stingfish101</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 3:46am<b>Nicky93</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 11:04pm<b>drghost</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 1:35pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 3:28pm<b>Thnks_Fr_Th_Bnds</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 7:08am

Fucked!<b>SayakaxOue</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 8:26am<b>Violet_Embers95</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 10:53pm<b>LaughyTaffee</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 8:22pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 6:25am<b>Thnks_Fr_Th_Bnds</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 12:56pm

llamafish's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

See all of llamafish's badges

llamafish's favorite FMLs

Today, instead of taking down the Christmas tree, my sister covered it with Valentine's Day decorations. FML

Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML

#21336247
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29772) - you deserved it (2000)

On 01/13/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by livingstonjamie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML

#21276854
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36773) - you deserved it (3579)

On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML

#21272968
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32871) - you deserved it (2622)

On 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by epic174 - United States

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

#21255419
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45099) - you deserved it (13161)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

#21251846
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42312) - you deserved it (8391)

On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

#21249886
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35271) - you deserved it (3143)

On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

#21246432
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37515) - you deserved it (8854)

On 08/27/2014 at 1:19pm - misc - by spark - United States (California)

Today, I was excited to receive a rejection letter, because this was the first company to even acknowledge that I sent them a resume. FML

#21243040
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40338) - you deserved it (2746)

On 08/22/2014 at 9:14am - work - by Beeky (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, while sitting on my front porch, my cat came up beside me. I started idly stroking her, only to turn and realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML

#21206318
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46844) - you deserved it (8679)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm - animals - by and god shat (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

#21205823
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54387) - you deserved it (7375)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML

#21191841
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43076) - you deserved it (4767)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

#21180516
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50706) - you deserved it (14277)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: