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today I went to te doctor's office because ma wife an I were aving some fertilization problems. As I removd ma pants... te doctor simply lookd at ma penis an said "mm." My wife laugd teole way ome. FML
Today, my boyfriend looool was in te sower, and I decided to go join im!! I took all my clotes off and stepped into te batroom!! I slipped on some water, and ended up itting my ead on te toilet and passing out!! Wen I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in is towel!! Wrong person!! FML
Today, Mah Nephew Askd Me How Babies R Made. I Thought He'd Had This Chat With His Mom, But I Went In To It Again. After A 20 Minute 'discussion', He Says ( So What About The Good Stuff - Get To The Blowjobs An The Lesbians. ) He's 11. FML
Friday 27 March 2015