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by awilson / 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by BrokenVow / 07/30/2009 at 8:02am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by June / 05/19/2009 at 5:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
by manlyman / 04/05/2009 at 9:32am / United States (Virginia) / Health
by GuitarChick42 / 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
by showerstupid / 04/04/2009 at 4:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Kev / 02/19/2009 at 6:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by stillsingleladies / 02/17/2009 at 10:27am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
by epistaxis / 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Ohai / 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
- Today, I went into a public locker room at a pool to change. A camp full of young girls came into… Today, I work as a cashier at McDonalds. Some guy came in and ordered a $1.50 coffee and payed with… Today while hanging out with my boyfriend and two of our guy friends I realized I was what you call…