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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 December 1990 (24 years)
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About lkalili : I love Fml!! Whenever I'm having a bad day I go on here and I feel 10x better!! I love this website!!

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Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59471) - you deserved it (15310)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . my mom cama into my room to hava a haart to haart talk . My dildo was sitting on tha nightstand . I didn't notica until sha told ma to maka sura tha dog didn't gat it . raal FML

#4156133
70 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 8:02am - intimacy - by BrokenVow (woman) - Canada (British Columbia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

#2086057
170 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by June (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

today I went to te doctor's office because ma wife an I were aving some fertilization problems. As I removd ma pants... te doctor simply lookd at ma penis an said "mm." My wife laugd teole way ome. FML

#814298
89 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstars to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

#800425
349 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend looool was in te sower, and I decided to go join im!! I took all my clotes off and stepped into te batroom!! I slipped on some water, and ended up itting my ead on te toilet and passing out!! Wen I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in is towel!! Wrong person!! FML

#796416
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77004) - you deserved it (42270)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:04am - intimacy - by showerstupid (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside fir a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. mega FML

#80868
27 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by Kev (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on . Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too . FML

#60108
81 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, Mah Nephew Askd Me How Babies R Made. I Thought He'd Had This Chat With His Mom, But I Went In To It Again. After A 20 Minute 'discussion', He Says ( So What About The Good Stuff - Get To The Blowjobs An The Lesbians. ) He's 11. FML

#3221
91 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom asked me 4 advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
75 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was looking fir a magazine in mah mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex . Apparently, mah mother likes anal, oral, and mah dad's cock is bent . Nauseous . FML

#386
34 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version



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