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by ari / 03/19/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/17/2012 at 11:53am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Fraser / 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by BadIdea / 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm / France / Intimacy
by none / 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
by awhmaaan / 02/27/2012 at 10:55am / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by desperate905 / 02/21/2012 at 3:10am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by Gothicbunnyx3 / 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by shea234 / 02/20/2012 at 11:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by me / 02/19/2012 at 6:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by 97 / 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a… Today, I woke up and felt that my arm was sore. I got so drunk last night, I got an unprofessional… Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't…