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by Jules / 02/21/2011 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML
by :/ / 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML
by bitchasaurusrex / 02/15/2011 at 4:24pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by moe / 02/14/2011 at 10:07pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by sexyredhead / 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm / United States / Love
Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML
by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Intimacy
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…