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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 July 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1241
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lizzieislovely : I like to knit.

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lizzieislovely's favorite FMLs

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19295) - you deserved it (53156)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33385) - you deserved it (45056)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

#15560362
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32216) - you deserved it (9158)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56887) - you deserved it (6179)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29920) - you deserved it (51976)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

#15414208
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37863) - you deserved it (4252)

On 03/21/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by Unlovedchild -

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35852) - you deserved it (3848)

On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19347) - you deserved it (88563)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (107465) - you deserved it (6437) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

#15308745
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44187) - you deserved it (13472)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

#15261290
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45867) - you deserved it (8714)

On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

#15251582
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40487) - you deserved it (4382)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm - animals - by blahhlovely_30 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

#15251436
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16234) - you deserved it (38176)

On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

#15250352
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45864) - you deserved it (4200)

On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

#15237073
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29191) - you deserved it (2542)

On 03/08/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by ToxicSuicide (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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