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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 July 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1215
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lizzieislovely : I like to knit.

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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

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Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30594) - you deserved it (5172)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27349) - you deserved it (3722)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45044) - you deserved it (7775)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18924) - you deserved it (43426)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28700) - you deserved it (10857)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

#15883320
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24493) - you deserved it (5842)

On 04/22/2011 at 6:50am - work - by anonymous -

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

#15748072
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28815) - you deserved it (2911)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89643) - you deserved it (4512)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

#15738282
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20057) - you deserved it (66889)

On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35687) - you deserved it (3986)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17086) - you deserved it (61133)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

#15631458
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26064) - you deserved it (6176)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

#15617412
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40104) - you deserved it (4115)

On 04/03/2011 at 5:16am - love - by Baldy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104703) - you deserved it (7328)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved



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