About lizzieislovely : I like to knit.
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lizzieislovely's favorite FMLs
by Thebestman123 / 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 7:22am / France / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/07/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by skigal24 / 05/30/2011 at 10:59am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Miramichi / 05/30/2011 at 8:18am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love
by Username / 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm / Miscellaneous
by Ally / 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I… Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just… Today, I was talking to my best friend's brother after we drunkenly hooked up last night. I've had…