About lizzieislovely : I like to knit.
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lizzieislovely's favorite FMLs
by RequilaRainbow / 01/26/2012 at 2:34am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by randomgirl / 01/07/2012 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Work
by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by CHStennis_4 / 09/03/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Utah) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/31/2011 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
by LH0026 / 08/06/2011 at 5:28am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by plantfood / 08/06/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML
by Fred / 08/05/2011 at 1:45am / Japan / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 12:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML
by mommytobe / 08/04/2011 at 11:56pm / United States (California) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…