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Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21876) - you deserved it (2535)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Foreveralone (woman) - United States

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML

#19434317
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21876) - you deserved it (2535)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Foreveralone (woman) - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45921) - you deserved it (2826)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

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79 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

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194 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115653) - you deserved it (5651)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)



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