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livyj6
  • Town/Country : lake in the hills, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About livyj6 : Hey I'm just a girl looking for something to pass my time:) this app is great thanks guys for making it awesome

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Today, my mother gave me a Christmas present for the first time in 15 years: a dog. Her 16-year-old, untrained, mean dog who wears diapers. FML

Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML

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On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my co-workers figured out that I was in high school when my husband was in kindergarten. They won't stop calling me a "cougar". FML

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On 06/10/2013 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend lost his temper with me and complained that my "constant" apologies for upsetting him drive him insane, and without thinking, I said I was sorry. He hung up and I haven't heard from him since. FML

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Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

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On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML

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