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livsdanjou13
  • Town/Country : MA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 August 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 69
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About livsdanjou13 : I refuse to sink⚓. Always gonna be known as a blonde. Massachusetts.✌☀

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Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24216) - you deserved it (61097) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/21/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by breeeeeh (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61624) - you deserved it (15551)

On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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